New looks for RevGov Roque?

The ridiculous hoopla being generated in some quarters to pimp the declaration of an omnipotent “Revolutionary Government” and further empower the Thug Regime got us thinking about potential new looks for official Court Jester and shameless bullshit artist Harry Roque.

Just what look does the modern fascist stooge and media whore aspire to affect these days?

Should it be a throwback to pompous fascists of the past?

Mussolini Roque

The Mussolini Look seems like a natural for toupee-topped Roque.  Perhaps too natural.

Or is something more pointed, telling, and radical in order?

Lil Kim Harry-Roque fisting

He does bear a certain creepy resemblance to the cocky North Korean wackadoo.

Perhaps Harry should indulge his macho fantasies a bit and strive for an even more bold and striking appearance adjustment.

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Would Zapata approve?  Ay, ay, ay…

But when one strips away all pretense, there really is only one new look that would be oh-so-appropriate for such a devious and energetic propagandist.  A certain homespun, disarming look to mask crude and evil intentions.

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Did Alfalfa grow up and join the neofascists?

And there you have it.  The new Harry Roque: Absurdist Extraordinaire.


Send in the clowns!

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Panocha and Dorque can’t wait to start clowning.

Just when you thought things couldn’t get any more ridiculous.

Shameless Thug Regime sluts Mocha Uson and Harry Roque are now being publicly outed as likely PDP-Laban senatorial timber.

As if the Senate were not already heavily laden with silly wankers and craven toadies.

The sad thing is that bobotantes would probably elect these two self-promoting twits, and they would keep doing whatever “Tatay Digong” tells them to.

But the fun thing is that they are so preposterously stupid that their antics would make for great entertainment, if you’re into slapstick.

Lapdog Roque scared of fake news queen

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Surrounded by meaner dogs.

Venal propagandist Mocha Uson was busted yet again for pimping fake news, and Thug Regime “spokesman” and lapdog Harry Roque said he’s staying out of it.

He didn’t quite admit that he’s scared shitless of Mocha and her deranged horde of clueless followers (and his Thug boss).

But it’s very, very clear.

It will be interesting to see if the Despicable Shitrag, whose plainly defective reporting is at the root of this squabble, owns up to its obvious failure and falsity.

Or if it sees any problem at all here, other than the fact that it was plain busted.

When Harry met Puty

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Thug Regime lapdog Harry Roque’s callous heart was a-flutter as he sucked up to one of his boss’s personal favorites and role models, Russian Crime Empire Honcho Vladimir Putin.

But the two seemed to assess each other quite differently.

That makes for a decidedly one-sided bromance.

Roque must secretly love to squeal like a pig.

Thug and sipsip start early on Trump charade

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He just LOVES to play macho and try to impress the other guys.

Tragic U.S. President Donald Trump cares nothing about human rights in the Philippines.  He made that very clear long ago in a telephone conversation with The Thug, a transcript of which was promptly leaked to media by the PH government, The Thug being so obviously proud of the little pat on the head he received from the pompous American former game-show host.

So it’s obviously unnecessary for The Thug to make blustery public statements about telling off Trump if Trump dares to inquire about the Thug Regime’s dismal human rights record and the thousands of murders he has orchestrated or condoned.

But The Thug did it anyway, apparently unable to control himself when given an opportunity to play macho and pander to the pseudo-nationalist insecurities of his more foolish followers.

It’s the same old game:  Make a big show of “standing up to” the big bad Americans and defying them, even when they have no interest in imposing anything, or when their only interest is a reasonable and sincere concern for the protection of Filipino lives and liberties.

Only the uber-stupid still fall for that silly crap.

Regime lapdog Harry Roque was more diplomatic but simply resorted to sheer bullshit when asked the same unnecessary question.

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Lapdog Roque goes for a new look to suck up to the American blowhard.

Roque, who sometimes tries to pose as a nationalist when he thinks it will impress somebody, likes to flatter and imitate to ingratiate himself with powerful types, if possible, and now comically attempts to protect The Thug from his own stupidity.

It’s not working, obviously.

Roque: What Thug Regime? What murders?

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Should we just start referring to him as “Pi-roque-o?”

Craven toady propagandist Harry Roque’s nose is rapidly sprouting now that he’s ended his charade and totally sold out to the Thug Regime.

In fact, this bloated buffoon claimed with a straight face to international media that this ridiculous quasi-fascist assassination state has “no authoritarian tendencies” since it’s constitutional form of government is patterned after that of the U.S.

Even the Despicable Shitrag seems to be snickering hardily at that preposterous assertion.

Having a Constitution is one thing.  Adhering to it is obviously quite another.  Little things like liberty, due process, and free speech.

Never mind the bodies that keep dropping, the constant threats and bullying, and the other stupid shit that The Thug and his spineless minions constantly engage in.

And never mind that erstwhile law professor Roque himself seems to be very unclear on the entire concept of constitutional rights, since he just recently proclaimed that The Thug “allows constructive dissent,” as if the exercise of dissent were dependent upon the whim of a powerful absolute monarch rather than a fundamental right enshrined in the Constitution.

Roque would be more respectable if he were diagnosed with a serious mental health condition that has led him to actually believe the bullshit he now spouts on a regular basis.

The truth, of course, is that he’s just another shameless lying opportunist with a monstrous ego who tries to bullshit his way through and defend the indefensible for purely selfish motives.

That’s so much worse than just being a plain imbecile.

Roque to take Mocha to the woodshed? Doubt it!

Yapping Roque and Mocha

Scrambling to ingratiate himself with the media people he has been hired to mollify and manipulate, shameless lapdog Harry Roque has pledged to “explain” to rabid skank propagandist Mocha Uson and her angry and simplistic fascist groupie cohort “the value of journalism.”

One wonders if Roque is at all serious about this endeavor, or whether he and Mocha just had a good chuckle about it after the press con.

Or whether she promptly punched her fist up his punk ass.

Meanwhile, Mocha’s troll army has quickly turned on the hapless Roque and called for his ouster.  Roque says it’s all up to Daddy Duterte, and doesn’t seem very perturbed.

The Thug doesn’t seem to have anything to add to the kerfuffle, but he obviously never makes much sense anyway.

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Duterte lapdog: What EJKs?

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Shameless bullshit artiste Harry Roque bullshitted his way through his first press conference at Malacanang Palace and said, with a straight face, that nothing can be done about extrajudicial killings because, well, there’s no evidence of extrajudicial killings.

That’s just so fucking ridiculous, even from a sideshow freak like Harry Roque.

Aside from the thousands of dead bodies that have littered streets throughout the nation since the Thug Regime launched its phony “drug war” as a method of pandering to fear and instilling terror, there’s plenty of other evidence, of course.

Like the video of Kian Delos Santos being led to his death by his killers, just for starters.

But what can you expect from a cringing lapdog who says be believes The Thug would never lie and pledges to “stand by whatever my President says.”

The only mystery here is why the snickering Malacanang press corps didn’t eat Roque alive for such shameless nonsense.


Hollow-headed lapdog can’t wait to start yapping

Roque Bad Hair

He hasn’t yet received the little pink bow with which yapping little lap dogs tend to be adorned.

Wacky drama queen Harry Roque hasn’t even officially assumed his new position as presidential mouthpiece yet but he’s already talking shit.

It turns out he fancies himself a political attack dog and has vowed to go after critics of the Thug Regime and “throw hollow blocks” at them.

Too bad he comes across as an overgrown lapdog who prances in his own piles.

You know the type:  The bitchy little shivering mutts kept as security blankets by unstable, insecure, and gaudy elites.  They usually have some type of silly little pink bow or other ornamentation attached to their head fur.  These pampered little yappers spend their time nibbling bonbons, snapping at passersby, and growling at bigger dogs from their protected perches while their owners bitch and moan about the frivolous, mouth platitudes, consume their medications, and babble incoherently.

Maybe Roque was trying to impress Mocha with his tough talk.

Maybe he’s the only one who doesn’t realize that she already has her fist up his ass like a sock puppet.

Mocha fist

There will inevitably be a squabble and showdown over who has top Thug-snuggling rights.

It will be determined that Mocha offers the best technique, and whimpering Harry will be left to toss the salad.

Thug regime about to get Harry?

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It’s a bird!  It’s a plane!  It’s a frog!  No, it’s … Fisting Man!

We sure hope that The Thug really is going to appoint flamboyant drama queen Harry Roque as his new spokesman.

Lately, the regime has just been stupid, embarrassing, dangerous, and deadly, without really being very entertaining anymore.  Showboat Harry could change all that very quickly with his constant stream of ridiculous antics.

And making Dorque defend the regime’s indefensible record of ruthless murder and extortion disguised as a war against illegal drugs would forever undermine this infamous opportunist and wannabe fascist’s laughable claims to be some sort of conscientious human rights attorney.

At least it would keep this ridiculous sipsip away from impressionable students at UP, where he turned a center for international law into his personal propaganda and publicity factory.

And it will be absolutely hilarious to watch this bloated toady inevitably make a complete ass of himself!

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It looks here like she already has him by the nuts!

Mocha will so enjoy spanking him into submission and giving him the fist!

But will this appointment help or hurt the nation’s struggling toupee industry?

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Straight off the shelf?  Or is that a rat on your shiny dome?

UPDATE:  It’s apparently now official, and the fun will start just in time for Halloween!